Thanksgiving....Not a good day to be my pants

Thanksgiving....Not a good day to be my pants

I've tried, in vain, for years to not be the typical girl that grows up and *poof* I'm a God-fearing SAHM (one of the few times you'll EVER see that abbreviation on my page!). Every Facebook status is a scripture, instead of posting a funny - including bad language picture, they post spiritual quotes, and yes, more Bible scripture. 

If you're gonna be a grump that's ok, but could you be a grump a little further away...

...It's not that I don't love you, 'cause you know I do. Sometimes I'm grumpy, too.

Today turned into a grumpy day for me. Sundays aren't good days to be grumpy. Monday is the perfect day to be a miserable person. At least Garfield won't argue with you about Mondays. Sundays are my re-charge from God to get you through the week days.

Saint Louis? No, Navin Johnson.

I love the theatre. Until lately, the only kind I ever got to see was high school plays and community theater shows. I have a great friend that knows I have this love of theater. She asked me to go with her to see Sister Act Wednesday. It's about a 6 hour drive from here to there, so I get excited because I love to drive. All the talking, the special 'Roadtrip' playlist that has over 600 songs on it from every genre of music you can think of. 

Son, Drop! Beat your face until I get tired!

I have children. Clearly this makes me insane. Sleep deprived. Taxi Service. Doctor. Therapist...and Drill Sergeant. Yup, I'm one of those moms. I hated the thought of yelling at my adorable babies. Then they grew up, their chubby little faces thinned out, body odor picked up and the attitude came out so strongly I swear there was testosterone dripping from the walls.

BURMA!

♪♫” I’m a Lumberjack, and I’m okay. I sleep all night and I work all day.” ♫♪ If you sang that in your head, you know of one of the most influential comedic troupes to ever hit the stage. This also means you will probably be as excited as (BURMA!) I was when I heard that the fantastic Monty Python members are doing a live stage show!!!

You've got to put a whole lot of gone between you and a girl like that...

New blog, new place to rant, new (possible) audience. Here are the deets on your new hostess to this stomach churning roller coaster that, laughingly, calls itself life. I have 3 demons that I am slowly turning into my very own army. I get creative with punishments.